Thanks for the nice comments Pumbaa, Toko, Liz, Flutts, and Mel.
Yep, Mel, the amount of time something lasts seems to be inversely proportionate to the fun involved.
(Time also has a gender calculation that has to be factored in, like when a woman tells her husband she'll be ready to go "in two minutes", or when a football game announces the "two minute warning" before the game ends.)
