Africa Wild

This report will again be interactive, with a question to be answered before the next episode ensues.



It was a dark and stormy October morning when the Dimwits left on their annual trip to the North!


Actually, as always, we were late and it was farking hot, but anyway...





Full of gusto and excitement the three of us (Mambas, Frewells and Myself) sped off towards the nearest gate, rejoicing in the fact that our old friend Mambas had joined us from Gwateng! The air of anticipation was palpable, and we were quietly confident that we would not have our normal mishaps, as the more irresponsible Dimwits were absent this time!


Then we got a puncture even before the gate.




RP: "Right, you fellows do that fixing thing, I'll take a pic or two!"





A coffee and garage pie each later, the Spar opened and we got our pre-ordered groceries and booze, same as we normally do in Phala! It is marvelous...you just burst in, they give you the full trolley with slip attached, you pay and off you go, within minutes!
Notice the precision-packing...



And then we were in at Malelane Gate! Blerrie dry, this time of year!

RP: "Right, left we have the biggest heap of rhino dung in the south!"

Mam: "Right or left?"

RP: "Left..."

Frew: "Aha!"

RP: "It is incredibly good for the garden, you know...the Chinese will probably come and collect this too once all the rhino are gone..."




The Mlambane river was super-dry, as a libtard would say:



This environment gave rise to my eternal masochistic optimism that we would at last be able to have great sightings at waterholes, which keen followers may have noticed is all I actually want in the world!

RP: "Hell, you know, this is a sure sign of great waterhole sightings! "

Frew and Mam: "That's what you say every year..."

The first waterhole!






Anyway, there was an aminal nearby!





Q: Which waterhole is this?

Great start, Richprins,

always love that view into the Mlambane

Must be Ronsterpan At least there was still a bit water left

This must have been a horrible trip

Yeah agree renosterpan

Kruger will never be the same again

It is a great thing that you do not have to go and buy things, that would be a disaster

Renoster Pan

Imagine an alien and baboon afternoon at olifants

I'm not even trying

Lisbeth wrote: ↑Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:25 pm I'm not even trying

Believe me it was scary

For whom? The onlookers?

Lisbeth wrote: ↑Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:08 pm Kruger will never be the same again

It is a great thing that you do not have to go and buy things, that would be a disaster

Renoster Pan

Shopping for RP is easy, he doesn’t do change so is probably sending the same list to Spar that he sent 5 years ago.