Africa Wild

"Lizards around. Lizards around"
"Making a dull place"
"Lizards around. Making a warm night cold"

A reckless driver, a voyeur with a camera, a loner, and a pole dancer…what could possibly go wrong?

Ok, so that was the first part of the day. The time is now about 10:00, breakfast is done, Mary Poppins has once again become RP (although he still had butler duties to perform) and it is time to get out of camp to allow Mary to regather her senses.
RP might call it hamster metabolism, but I cannot sit around in camp when I'm in the bush...might as well be sitting around at home, so I was anxious to get going. Sprocks re-stocked the cooler box with cool drinks and ice, and being the kind of person that plans ahead, the G&T was on board for the sundowners that evening. The plan was that we didn't have a plan, just go where the track leads us and return whenever, now that's the best kind of plan.

I have a big concern about this TT. How did I get the reputation of being a reckless driver? Exfmem, if you believe that, then these guys have been telling untruths

I must just say, Sprocky made me pose for those pics, so tit for tat!

And the guest did his share of egging you on

RP, you worry me

This looks like a series of prison break

Here is the tune.....



OK now, everyone sing along.....

♫♫♫♫

I was asked to attend by Africa Wild,
'coz my pics were voted the best of their kind.
I was the best one from two thousand and one of photos.

I thought to myself, it's gotta be a dream,
That's when I noticed a pole in the scene
& the Boon in the Boma revealing her beautiful body.

Well, there were hand claps all around,
but I had to get into that pole in the ground,
though her class was covered in crud
& the Boon looked muddy.

I took my aim, but I missed the shot,
I was on auto instead of on "spot"
While the Boon in the boma was flashing her beautiful body.

I stripped off my flippy-flops,
When I heard what iNdy said,
"No Wildies in the Boma,"
"after half past nine your dead"

"Wildies are requested, please don't feed the 'boon some bread,"
"and please don't tease the boon down in the boma."

So I stepped into the madhouse, I had my A W disguise,
I must have looked suspicious, RP could see it in my eyes.
"Wildies must be covered, kindly wear green shirts with pride,
and please don't tease the boon down in the boma.

I've been cast into the Vaal a few times,
I was fast, in ancient old times,
The last time in 1909..No Skaapies.

I woke up and the boon was queen,
when the iBoss came on the scene
"He is the boon in the boma,
oh what a beautiful body."

"He is the boon in the boma,
oh what a beautiful body."

"He is the boon in the boma,
oh what a beautiful body."

Wildieees ..boons up…. eyes right…

Fade…

"He is the boon in the boma,
oh what a beautiful body."

"He is the boon in the boma,
oh what a beautiful body."

"He is the boon in the boma,
oh what a beautiful body."
Such a beautiful body.

"He is the boon in the boma,
oh what a beautiful body."
Such a beautiful body.

"He is the boon in the boma,
oh what a beautiful body."

"He is the boon in the boma,
oh what a beautiful body."

"He is the boon in the boma,
oh what a beautiful body."
She had such a beautiful body.

♫♫♫♫

INdlovu, I feel your pain.
RP, don't ever use the phrase: "tit for tat" when you are a man wearing a flowery skirt, or a hooker, for that matter.

How do you say "Three Amigos and a Pole Dancer" in Afrikaans?

I cannot stop laughing.... total fun I say, total fun -O -O

Dewi, you get full marks

RP - I still think the fishnet stockings would have attributed to a larger tip,
those see-through ones are not really giving the same atmosphere... -O -O
Luckily there are only a few creases to the attire...

Sprocky, you must be the best (other) photographer,
taking pics amongst so much laughter - you get my vote.. -O -O

No word from Leachy? Is he still in amazment by this great performance