Africa Wild

There was'nt a single pun in the last one RP.

"Dad, why have pigs got short, flat snouts?"

"That's an easy one son........it's because we are useless at climbing trees."

Good stuff, Dewi! Especially the hambulance and the oinkment and the special pig.

I've got a great idea! Let's re-enact the trailer for Deliverance!

"C'mon Dad, I'll rotate it in Photoshop and it'll go viral!"

"Daddy, Mommy enjoys this ride too! I saw it through the window!"

Anyways, when the next salesman called to my farm and commented on the pig being so special at climbing trees I said to him.....

"That's not why she is special."

"How so(w)?" Asked the rep.

"Well," I says, "When the missus went into labour, that pig ran all the way to the far field to fetch me and got me back in time to get her to the maternity clinic on time."

"Wow! That is special." He replies.

"Not so." I says. "When I fell off my tractor, that pig raced into town to fetch the doctor, who got to me in time before gangarine set in."

"Amazing." Says the rep. "Tell me, would it not save time to wait for the apples to fall from the trees rather than spend all that time training the pig to climb?"

"Save time? I don't think so" I pondered.....

"Why not?" He asks.


"Because the pig hasn't got a watch."

You both crack me up, RP and Dewi!