Africa Wild

Posted: **Mon May 11, 2015 7:28 pm**

"This is the very last piggyback I'm giving you. From now on, you are on your own."

Posted: **Mon May 11, 2015 7:29 pm**

RP! Stop telling porkers. We all know that pigs can't climb trees.

Posted: **Mon May 11, 2015 7:31 pm**

"Mum, why do you always climb this particular tree?"

"Because it's a Mahogany tree son."

Posted: **Mon May 11, 2015 7:32 pm**

"Hold on tight son, if you fall, I'll have to call fo an hambulance to take you to hospital."

Posted: **Mon May 11, 2015 7:33 pm**

......."Where the nurse will have to treat you with oinkment."

Posted: **Mon May 11, 2015 7:59 pm**

"Someone wants oink for supper!"

Posted: **Mon May 11, 2015 8:33 pm**

$\O$

"Wow Dad! These adventure weekends are great. What are we doing next weekend?"

"I thought we'd try some caving son."

"Whoo-hoo, squealunking!"

Posted: **Tue May 12, 2015 10:07 am**

Posted: **Tue May 12, 2015 6:59 pm**

When I had an orchard, I trained my three legged pig to climb the apple trees.

One day, a travelling salesman called round and was amazed when he noticed the three legged pig climbing up the apple trees to feed.

"Wow." he says, "That's one special pig you have there."

"Aye, she sure is." I replied.

"What happened to the missing leg?" He enquired.

"Well." I says...."That pig's so special it would be a shame to braai it all at once."

Posted: **Tue May 12, 2015 7:14 pm**

Ghastly puns, Dewi....

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